In the grocery store this evening, I debated whether or not to buy my cats some yummy wet food. But with flavors like "Poached Salmon in Sauce" and "Turkey with Gravy" I wondered, was I really in the cat food aisle? That's when I got to thinking. When was the last time a domestic cat caught salmon in the wild? And why do we think our cats want Thanksgiving for dinner? Ladies and gentleman, I think I've found my calling. Introducing "Kat Food" -- the food cats really want: Canned Canary, Grilled Goldfish, and Mighty Mouse.
Now that's a feast.
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