Friday, August 17, 2007


"Ode to My Cart"

Oh Easy Wheels Jumbo Elite Shopping Cart
How quickly and swiftly you stole my heart

Your big rubber wheels--
So very ideal
Your shiny chrome finish--
Please never diminish

With you by my side
My coolness can't hide
You make me look good
Shoppin' in my hood

Oh how smart
To buy an Easy Wheels Jumbo Elite Shopping Cart!

1 comment:

Lauren said...

You are the cutest person EVER to write an ode to a cart. Think of how many carts there are in the world... out there... helping hundreds of people... and does anyone ever say thank you? Does anyone ever write them an ode? No! If it wasn't for you, all carts would continue to go forth underappreciated. You are a good person, my friend. ;)