Stupid Herman

I have a cold. I will write about my cold.

Once upon a time, there was a cold. The cold's name was Herman. What Herman most wanted in the whole wide world was a home. Herman tried my throat first. Tickle, tickle tickle went Herman. But Herman got bored tickling my throat so he moved on. Herman tried my nose second. Sniffle, sniffle, sniffle went Herman. But Herman got bored sniffling my nose, so he moved on. Herman tried my chest last. Hem, hem, hem went Herman. Herman liked the sound of that. Hem, hem, hem he said again, but louder this time. Herman thought he had found his home UNTIL... Nyquil invaded Herman's home. And just like that, Herman the cold drowned in cherry flavored expectorant. Poor Herman.