Optimist: Katrina, you should participate in the Chase Corporate Challenge Run!Pessimist: But you don't run.
Optimist: I don't run yet.
Pessimist: Because you hate running.
Optimist: It's only 3.5 miles.
Pessimist: Which you've completed how many times in your life?
Optimist: Nevermind that... Plus, my co-workers are running too so it will be fun!
Pessimist: You run so slow they'll all be ahead of you.
Optimist: Well, I'll listen to my iPod then.
Pessimist: You're going to drag down the team score.
Optimist: It's not about that - it's about the camaraderie!
Pessimist: Says the slow poke.
Optimist: Maybe I'll train and I won't be the slowest!
Pessimist: I'd like to see that.
Optimist: Fine, I'll prove you wrong.
Pessimist: So, how long will you run for tonight?
Optimist: I can't run tonight, client dinner.
Yeah, this is going to be an uphill battle in the flatest city in the country...
2 comments:
If you want a running partner, I would be more than happy to run with you. We can be the flat-footed, orthodic-wearing, running duo.
Dan will just slow you down. Just run. 3.5 miles is nothing. You can definitely count on adrenaline, and if you're sadistic like me, you take great pleasure in passing people up.
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